Sticky Beak
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The Skinny
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...life in small Northern towns, working for assholes, boys who refuse to become men, synthetic personalities, anorexic models and their link to emotional scarring, bad marijuana trips, crazies on BC Transit, beer, piece of shit cars, living out of a suitcase paycheck to paycheck, unrequited love, Seinfeld, minimum-wage jobs, broken New Year�s resolutions, and over-limit Visa accounts.
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Worst pick-up lines EVER "I will stick my tongue so far up your ass that I'll carve my initials in tomorrow's turd." & "White Spot isn't the only place to get a 'triple O'".("L", Vancouver, BC)
"Is your name 'Oil of Olay'? It must be, because all the wrinkles in my dick are gone...." ("M", Edmonton, AB)
"Let's just cut to the chase... How much?" ("H", Vancouver, BC) After speaking to me no more than 3 seconds: "You are the only perfect 10 in here with a personality to match"... I mean come on, you expect me to sleep with you???!!! ("L", Vancouver, BC) Click here to tell me about the worst 'pick-up' line you've ever suffered. |