21 August 2012 - So I married the Antichrist....
18 February 2012 - Surrender
11 April 2011 - asking forgiveness
21 March 2011 - Back to the Drawing Board...
15 March 2011 - fecking eejit..
13 March 2011 - Embracing My Inner Darwin.
11 March 2011 - Quoting Uncle Gary
08 March 2011 - Sleeping with Linus
06 March 2011 - Futons & Blessings
18 February 2011 - Shuffle is King.
05 February 2011 - Cutting
01 February 2011 - glass half empty
30 January 2011 - My Angel
25 January 2011 - Random Ramblings
21 January 2011 - a dizzy, tired mind
06 December 2010 - short and unsweet.
05 December 2010 - Taxicab Confessions
01 December 2010 - Angels & Demons
15 November 2010 - An Update for Lee Lee
09 July 2010 - Learning (and monkeys) sucks.
09 July 2010 - An Ode to Brian...
20 June 2010 - alone again, naturally
26 April 2010 - Dear Onward...
10 April 2010 - Onward
26 February 2010 - The Greatest Sin
15 February 2010 - Lost
11 January 2010 - Monday can Kiss Me Arse.
20 December 2009 - where do i go from here?
06 December 2009 - Confused
01 December 2009 - Once Upon A Time...
19 October 2009 - Caleb's Wisdom
14 October 2009 - Thankful for... spew?
16 September 2009 - Horny Elk
23 August 2009 - Lazarus
30 April 2009 - I hate my Karma.
28 April 2009 - Confessions of a Ringmaster
27 February 2009 - Ugly Betty?
21 January 2009 - the day the music died
20 January 2009 - "...hey, hey, I wanna be a Rock Star..."
12 January 2009 - Homesteading in Crustyville.
25 November 2008 - Heads I'm Right, Tails You're Wrong.
21 November 2008 - Confessions of a pod.
16 November 2008 - blue day
09 October 2008 - Harriet, Har-ri-et... Hard Hearted Harborger of Haggis
08 October 2008 - Snot Sucker Mother F**ker
07 October 2008 - A Pit-stop in Wonderland
23 July 2008 - Life in the Fast Lane
15 July 2008 - Pizza Pie
13 July 2008 - Hallelujah for love.
23 June 2008 - Mutually Appreciative (thank you very much)...
18 June 2008 - It was a good winter... all 33 of them.
15 June 2008 - UPDATE!!!
15 June 2008 - Where's the Zantac?
21 May 2008 - Guardians of the Little People
18 May 2008 - Meh.
17 May 2008 - Reality
10 May 2008 - The Stampede
29 April 2008 - The wholesome goodness of breakfast cereal..
21 February 2008 - Thank god for Juicy Fruit...
04 February 2008 - "...meh..."
30 January 2008 - The Resurrection
21 December 2007 - A few random thoughts before I "walk the plank"...
11 December 2007 - The Good, The Bad, and The Adorable...
29 November 2007 - My Saviour From Misanthropy...
20 November 2007 - I am a Leprechaun, I am a Leprechaun.... GRRRR, GRRRRRR...
04 November 2007 - still here...
29 September 2007 - "No consideration for the fashionable people..."
25 September 2007 - WARNING: Contains foul language.
16 September 2007 - Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead...
30 August 2007 - crackbook just got ugly...
28 August 2007 - Whirley-Birds and Curly-Q's
24 August 2007 - Anyone got a spare monkey?
21 August 2007 - A Redneck Revival...
24 March 2007 - Bastard Government
03 March 2007 - ...long may she reign...
21 January 2007 - "I said, are you gonna be my girl?"
19 December 2006 - Still here.... (just a bit... "busy"...) :)
04 December 2006 - "O Christmas Truck, O Christmas Truck... How pretty are your tiiirrreeesss..."
15 November 2006 - A Haphazard Halloween
05 November 2006 - PLASTICS, UNITE!!!!
31 October 2006 - "You gotta walk like the rent was due yesterday..."
28 October 2006 - "Look out, you bungling idiot!!!"...
26 October 2006 - The Chickens Are Getting Restless...
19 October 2006 - Piece of Shit Car... (it's a piece of shit...)
11 October 2006 - Moooooove over, wide load comin' through!!!
03 October 2006 - For anything that needs a Spiritual Lift...
02 October 2006 - Most UNlikely to Sleep...
27 September 2006 - Criss-cross, Applesauce...
26 September 2006 - OH MY GOD, I am such an Asshole!
26 September 2006 - Greetings, earthlings.
17 September 2006 - Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll
14 September 2006 - Attn: All Breeders
09 September 2006 - Toilet Tales from My Brief Sojourn in Parenthood
07 September 2006 - Victory by default!
04 September 2006 - Ka-Stanza!
03 September 2006 - Elementary, My Dear Watson
01 September 2006 - They're always after me Lucky Charrrmmss...
28 August 2006 - I am in Hell...
24 August 2006 - I caught a glimpse of the Cynical Beast...!
23 August 2006 - Ghoulies, Ghosties and Long-Legged Beasties...
23 August 2006 - Saddle up, cowboy, and fasten your seatbelt...
22 August 2006 - Another Day, Another Town, Another Bed...
18 August 2006 - Continuing to Elude Employment and the Visa Mafia
15 August 2006 - Leaving on a Jet Plane...
08 August 2006 - Getting Slanty in Gympie Town
05 August 2006 - Two Worlds Collide (and I'm not even there to enjoy the show, Bugger!!)
31 July 2006 - On the mend...
28 July 2006 - Stage 3: Sneezing and Snotty
27 July 2006 - Short n' Sweet...
26 July 2006 - MEDIC! MEDIC!!!
24 July 2006 - Did I mention it's Winter here???
22 July 2006 - Rugby, Aussie Pies, and Vegemite
20 July 2006 - I'm here & I'm still alive....
18 July 2006 - Some People are Never Satisfied...
17 July 2006 - The Final Countdown...
16 July 2006 - "This thing ain't gonna change itself, Pal!"
16 July 2006 - FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST!
15 July 2006 - Surfin' Cali-forn-i-a...
14 July 2006 - Thank GOD for Brothers... otherwise I might forget to breathe.
12 July 2006 - A(nother) Star Is Born
11 July 2006 - Rolling Out the Red Carpet...
09 July 2006 - Does everything that goes up come down?
08 July 2006 - Synopsis of a shitty day in Bucktown.
08 July 2006 - Burnt (& B-Itchy) Insomniac
07 July 2006 - A life unordinary...
06 July 2006 - Sing me a song...
05 July 2006 - I Am Doing My Best...
03 July 2006 - Three Weddings & A Funeral Song
02 July 2006 - SUPERSTAR!
02 July 2006 - B-Itchy Insomniac
29 June 2006 - Do you dye your roots, Kathy?
29 June 2006 - The MUFFIN Man!!!
28 June 2006 - I'd like to thank the Academy...
27 June 2006 - Once Upon A Time...
27 June 2006 - What did I do to deserve this????
26 June 2006 - "And you want to be my latex salesman..."
25 June 2006 - A failure of imagination...
23 June 2006 - My Barren Womb
22 June 2006 - Favourable Methods of Sleep Disruption
21 June 2006 - The Magical Starfish
21 June 2006 - Adventures in Asia
20 June 2006 - Taming the Buddha
20 June 2006 - "...is it you who whispered into my hazy soul?"
18 June 2006 - Serenity Now!
18 June 2006 - Life in The Matrix...
17 June 2006 - "I've Been Arrested By You, Take Me In..."
16 June 2006 - Bottom Feeders in the Online Dating Pool
15 June 2006 - Confessions of a Drug Addict
13 June 2006 - Only The Good Die Young
12 June 2006 - Get the hell outta my way! I'm on The List!!!
11 June 2006 - Photos
10 June 2006 - The Aftermath... Did We Atleast Have Fun???
10 June 2006 - A New Low... Even for Me!
08 June 2006 - Starbucks, I COLLEC'!!!!
06 June 2006 - Relationship Counselling for Convicts and Their Teenage Bitches
05 June 2006 - Retards in Fluorescent Pink Baseball Caps
04 June 2006 - Marriage... it's not for everybody.
03 June 2006 - The Cheese Stands Alone
02 June 2006 - Beware Of Attack Seagulls
01 June 2006 - Dude, You're Fucked...
30 May 2006 - 3D Fetus Viewing - Green & Red Goggles Optional
28 May 2006 - Pump Up The Volume
26 May 2006 - Everyone needs a bobble-head Jesus...
25 May 2006 - Dates From Hell
25 May 2006 - Worst pick-up lines EVER
23 May 2006 - Body Waxing & Other Addictions...
22 May 2006 - This one's for the ladies!
22 May 2006 - Apocolypse Now...
22 May 2006 - The Clan
21 May 2006 - Ramblings from Redondo
21 May 2006 - A Redneck Fashion Show...