Sticky Beak
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The Skinny
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...life in small Northern towns, working for assholes, boys who refuse to become men, synthetic personalities, anorexic models and their link to emotional scarring, bad marijuana trips, crazies on BC Transit, beer, piece of shit cars, living out of a suitcase paycheck to paycheck, unrequited love, Seinfeld, minimum-wage jobs, broken New Year�s resolutions, and over-limit Visa accounts.
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Guardians of the Little People Once again there is a child upstairs screaming, stomping,and running around in clogs - all of which commenced at 6:40 this morning. In the past six weeks of living in this apartment with the vacation suite above us, I've learned something. I've learned that in order to have children, or maybe as a side effect of having them, people lose all comprehension of social decencey and concern for others around them. There is no awareness, no grace, no common courtesy. I think they need a wake-up call. You know what? Little Jimmy/Susie/Whatever-the-fuck-your-brats-name-is is exactly that.... a brat. And you, you goddamned enabler, are in violation of about 56 basic Human Rights right now for allowing that demon child to wander the earth at full volume. Show some respect. You should be ashamed of yourself! Fucking hell. I'll tell you what... waking up at 6:40 this morning to that has resulted in the complete shutdown of my ovaries. These ovies are on strike. No babies. None. Never. Ne pas.... |