Sticky Beak
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The Skinny
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...life in small Northern towns, working for assholes, boys who refuse to become men, synthetic personalities, anorexic models and their link to emotional scarring, bad marijuana trips, crazies on BC Transit, beer, piece of shit cars, living out of a suitcase paycheck to paycheck, unrequited love, Seinfeld, minimum-wage jobs, broken New Year�s resolutions, and over-limit Visa accounts.
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Meh. My eye is still twitching. I will give one hundred MILLION dollars to the first person who can cure this twitch. I'm rapidly losing what little sanity I still had a hold on. Something stinks in here... I can't quite pin it down or locate it, but occasionally I get whiffs of it... It's kind of a tuna meets onion meets mildewy towel smell... Not pleasant. Not exactly the welcoming scent of freshly baked apple pie that the realtors would prefer we have. Meh. |