Sticky Beak
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The Skinny
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...life in small Northern towns, working for assholes, boys who refuse to become men, synthetic personalities, anorexic models and their link to emotional scarring, bad marijuana trips, crazies on BC Transit, beer, piece of shit cars, living out of a suitcase paycheck to paycheck, unrequited love, Seinfeld, minimum-wage jobs, broken New Year�s resolutions, and over-limit Visa accounts.
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crackbook just got ugly... There's no escape from the freaks of this world. I swear, where do they come from and HOW do they find me??? I am such a magnet. So last night, I receive the following email on Facebook from one... "Hey whats up? I am living in San Diego CA, I saw your profile, your a hottie, take a look at mine, if you like let me know and we could talk on aim or yahoo messenger, hope to talk to you soon! Chad" Is this a joke? Has Clint's diabolical mind been busy at work again? Am I being set-up to be the butt of a major (public) humiliation? Chad's email request to be 'friends' of course allows me viewing priviledges to his Facebook profile, so I check it out. Geezus Christ, it gets better. The bimbos in his friend list cause me to sicken at the realization that this guy is for real. And even more nauseating is the fact that he has friends. That this pick-up tactic has actually worked on someone. Suddenly I'm having flashbacks of Tommy from L.A., and seriously considering committing cyber suicide in order to avoid additional run-ins with other psychos. Who knows, maybe Chad Dudester has friends? Shudder. |