Sticky Beak
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The Skinny
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...life in small Northern towns, working for assholes, boys who refuse to become men, synthetic personalities, anorexic models and their link to emotional scarring, bad marijuana trips, crazies on BC Transit, beer, piece of shit cars, living out of a suitcase paycheck to paycheck, unrequited love, Seinfeld, minimum-wage jobs, broken New Year�s resolutions, and over-limit Visa accounts.
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Surfin' Cali-forn-i-a... Last day at Buckys tomorrow... Totally sucks that I have to spend one of the last days while both Ryan and I are here working for the Buck-man, but what can ya do. Maybe it'll be a nice, calm, quiet day tomorrow and time will just (whoosh!) fly by... Yeah, maybe. And maybe I'm a Chinese Jet Pilot. Clint and Rozzy are flying over from the West Coast to see me when I'm in Oz... what a pair. Can't wait to see them! I'm particularly enticed by the hairy belly that Roz keeps bragging about... Also going to swing a visit with Slanty Kate and Luke - a hilarious pair I met at Clint & Roz's wedding last year... Pretty pumped about that, too. Damian's taking me to Melbourne for a weekend to meet some of his friends and show me the sights, which is when we're meeting Clint & Rozzy. Pretty goddamned excited... I am SO excited about this trip - as I'm sure you can tell - that it's hard at times to remain in the here & now... Speaking of which, Ryan and Kris rented a surf board and a boogie board today. They didn't manage to stand on the surf board, but I think they had a pretty good time out there regardless. Apparently they took a pretty good beating from the waves, and when they came in they realized why surfers often wear wetsuits and/or shirts... nipple & ab chafing. Kris got it worse than Ryan, not sure why. Now he's sporting the super-ultra sexy look of Kai's diaper rash cream on his abs, covered by saran wrap to keep it from rubbing off... Outside of the entertainment value provided by Kris & Ryan's water sports, we were graced with the presence of a whole throng of obnoxious early-twenty-something-year-olds who had apparently just returned from Iraq. Uh-huh. Right. Before the masses arrived, they were preceded by a couple of tipsy girls determined to take "sexy beach pictures" of eachother... I don't know if they ever did take any pics, but they sure as hell talked about it for a long time... I managed to steal a pic of them over my shoulder... Fuck, I am SUCH a bitch. I'm going straight to hell. (see you there!) |