Sticky Beak
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The Skinny
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...life in small Northern towns, working for assholes, boys who refuse to become men, synthetic personalities, anorexic models and their link to emotional scarring, bad marijuana trips, crazies on BC Transit, beer, piece of shit cars, living out of a suitcase paycheck to paycheck, unrequited love, Seinfeld, minimum-wage jobs, broken New Year�s resolutions, and over-limit Visa accounts.
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Thank GOD for Brothers... otherwise I might forget to breathe. Exhaustion. That's the only word for what my body feels right now, and I've no idea why. My eyelids are puffy - I could really use a couple of toothpicks to hold them up - and my body is crumpling under gravity today. What's up with that? Meanwhile, Ayumi is perky as ever and stayed up a couple hours after I crashed last night... and she's on no sleep. Kris sprung Ayumi and Kai from the hospital yesterday... apparently they were supposed to stay another night (so the hospital could make another $1,000 off them?? bloody USA health system!!!), but Kris was having no part of that. So, they castrated poor little Kai and brought him home. Welcome home Kai!!! And welcome Holly Obasan to the joys of surrogate-parenthood (i.e. living in the same house as an infant)... First stop - Walgreeens for some earplugs. :) I'm totally tripping out that Kris is a father. Ka-BOOM! My brain just exploded. Last night, when I told him what a mindfuck it is that he's now a breeder and responsible for someone else's life, he responded, "Well, if some drunk loser can manage, so can I." Well said, Papa. Well said. God bless my family and Tim Horton's - Mom purchased a can of Timmy's beans and sent it on the plane with Ryan... I'm just waiting for the water to boil now and then... mmmmm-mmmmm good! Hallelujah. Is that sacrilege coming from a Bucky's Partner??? PISS ON YOU BUCKY! TIMMY KICKS YOUR ASS ANYDAY!!!! HA! *yaaawwwwnnn* Ryan's been having an absolute field day with me and Damian since he got here. Despite the chafing on my ass, I have an obligation to report his 'wit' here on my blog, since he seldom has such opportunities to a) harass me to this degree, b) show wit, and c) be 'famous'. Yesterday morning, Ryan came down the stairs from the loft (which I relenquished to sleep on the couch cushions on the floor (since he's taller than me), I might add...) and spotted me rolled over, typing on my laptop. "A! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Jeezus, Hol, you sleep next to your computer?? Do you know how pathetic that is???"Then last night, as I was trying to chat online with Damian for a few minutes and eat my dinner at the same time (with an ongoing commentary from the Peanut Gallery (aka Ryan...)), Ryan's on the phone with his wife and says to her, "Ahhh... how cute! Hol's having a romantic dinner with Damian! A! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!" Yeah. You're hysterical. And this is right after I overheard him talking to Jess, "Yeah, I miss you too, baby... Oh... I think it's so sweet that we have the same cold, just 2,000 miles apart. Yeah, we are a cute team!" And I'm pathetic??? Uh-huh. And then there's the both of them ganging up on me. "Yeah Hol... Kris and I have it all figured out... You and Damian are gonna move to Burns Lake and he can open a restaurant there. He'll never be able to make it in Van! Christ, you'd need a helluva bank roll just to get started! Nah, you guys are moving to Burns."Oh-kaayy.... And Kris just added his two cents this morning when I mentioned I needed to post something on here about Ryan's decree and planning my life... "Yeah, well, somebody has to!" Thanks guys. Good thing I'm the senior sibling here - I get so much respect... And then Kris farted, ass pointed in my direction, right after Ryan took a monster Carl's Jr. Jalepeno Burger shit... thus, my appearance this morning as I try to complete this entry...
In other non-Ryan news... I leave for Oz in just 4 days, land in 5... Woo-hooo!!!! And I finally gave my notice at Bucky's on Monday... It went down pretty much the way I anticipated... a lot of tears, cries of "NO PLEASE DEAR GOD NOOOO!!!!!!!", one girl fainted... but, I did it. I told them that something personal came up that causes me to need to leave Redondo / California, etc... they tried a little to push me for details, but I just said "I'm sorry, but it's personal. I can honestly say that I never expected it to happen though..." which, of course, is entirely true. Never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined falling for someone on the other side of the globe and leaving to go over there and meet him... I mean, I had planned on quitting in another month anyway, but quitting now WAS totally unexpected. Loop holes in the truth... Anyway, I have plenty that I could write about... people are wanting "updated" pictures of Kai (how much can he change in 24 hours???)...
So, have a great day out there, my pretties... and not to worry, I will continue updating while I'm in Oz... I received a couple complaints yesterday because I missed a whole day... sorry guys! There's been an important arrival here in California over the last 76 hours... oh, and Ayumi had a baby too!!!! Peace out. |