Sticky Beak
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The Skinny
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...life in small Northern towns, working for assholes, boys who refuse to become men, synthetic personalities, anorexic models and their link to emotional scarring, bad marijuana trips, crazies on BC Transit, beer, piece of shit cars, living out of a suitcase paycheck to paycheck, unrequited love, Seinfeld, minimum-wage jobs, broken New Year�s resolutions, and over-limit Visa accounts.
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SUPERSTAR! And I just keep getting cooler... Yeah... (sniff), I am pretty freakin' fabulous, and I'm not the only one to think so. I received not one but two "Mug Awards" today at Bucky's for my outstanding performance. Yup... I kick ass. So now I have 2 little coffee mug pins that I can wear on my cap to show the world that I, I, I, I am a This new level of coolness is almost too much for me to bear. People are afraid to approach me on the street now because they figure "Oh man, she's way too cool... she'd never speak to us...", and the papparazzi are hounding me day and night. They don't get that 'I'm still, I'm still Holly from the block'. It's lonely here at the top. I wouldn't expect for you little people to comprehend that... but remember that now you can say "I knew her when...". You're welcome. It was so goddamned busy in there today - my cash register alone took in $1,100, and I was working at the bar for part of the day! Ridiculous. Yuppies of the world unite! Starbucks will soon be the world's greatest superpower... Oh Bucky... what will you do when I leave??? Still no baby Kai... I've got four days off now, so have put my request in to Ayumi to giddy-up and birth already. If she has him over the weekend next week, I'll be choked because I'm stuck at Bucky's the entire time. Guaranteed. She'd better not pull a maneouver like my other sister-in-law Jessica did... Bloody three weeks overdue! Don't they care about my schedule???? I'll be a seriously pissed off patriot if Kai hasn't arrived before I leave for Oz. I'll punish him - one year without birthday presents for each day that he's overdue. That'll learn him. |