Sticky Beak
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The Skinny
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...life in small Northern towns, working for assholes, boys who refuse to become men, synthetic personalities, anorexic models and their link to emotional scarring, bad marijuana trips, crazies on BC Transit, beer, piece of shit cars, living out of a suitcase paycheck to paycheck, unrequited love, Seinfeld, minimum-wage jobs, broken New Year�s resolutions, and over-limit Visa accounts.
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Do you dye your roots, Kathy? Below is an email I received today from a friend back home. I think it pretty well speaks for itself but the one thing I will say is, "You're pretty!" SUBJECT: I shouldn't be working today Hey Holls, So, I am reading your latest entry to your blog this morning and thinking this is terrible! How the hell can that happen? They are both nurses for Gods sake! That poor baby! Isn�t it a bit early? Why isn�t Holly more excited? blah...blah...blah! So then I talk to Neysa and she tells me no...no...no. Apparently I have misunderstood your message. Below is your message with my thoughts in brackets. This is why I should not be working today! Your message: Mystery solved... literally. Last night Kris & Ayumi had a little boy (Yay, they had their baby and Holly is an Auntie again!) come in to emergency after having overdosed on cough medicine (Why would Ayumi be drinking cough medicine while she is pregnant?). As routine, they ran a urine test on him (the new baby boy) which, oddly enough, came back positive for PCP (Oh my God... the child has been born addicted to cough medicine). Hmmmmm. When Kris presented this finding to the attending physician - one Dr. Mystery - he was advised that there is an ingredient in cough medicine which causes a false-positive for PCP in urine screens (IDIOTS!!! What the hell does Burns Lake put in their water?!). Well, Neysa has explained everything to me and all I can say is... nevermind. Love, |