Sticky Beak
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The Skinny
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...life in small Northern towns, working for assholes, boys who refuse to become men, synthetic personalities, anorexic models and their link to emotional scarring, bad marijuana trips, crazies on BC Transit, beer, piece of shit cars, living out of a suitcase paycheck to paycheck, unrequited love, Seinfeld, minimum-wage jobs, broken New Year�s resolutions, and over-limit Visa accounts.
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Serenity Now! There is a spoiled-brat child downstairs screaming at the top of her lungs and I'm a short-hair away from going down there and strangling her little throat. There is nothing worse than that tantrum-throwing shriek at a high-pitch and decible capable of rocking even Hellen Keller out of slumber. MOTHER OF GOD. Everytime she lets one loose, my ass clenches and the hairs on the back of my neck stand straight on end. Somebody. PLEASE. Beat that child. Or remove her vocal chords. Or tape her mouth shut with Duck tape. But do something. Do all spinsters hate screaming, bratty children this much? Or is it just me?? SERENITY NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!! |