Sticky Beak
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The Skinny
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...life in small Northern towns, working for assholes, boys who refuse to become men, synthetic personalities, anorexic models and their link to emotional scarring, bad marijuana trips, crazies on BC Transit, beer, piece of shit cars, living out of a suitcase paycheck to paycheck, unrequited love, Seinfeld, minimum-wage jobs, broken New Year�s resolutions, and over-limit Visa accounts.
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A New Low... Even for Me! Tonight was an all new level of self-initiated humiliation. I went on stage at a pub in Burbank and absolutely massacred Janis Joplin's 'Mercedes Benz' song. Oh My God. Just listened to/watched the recording Kris took of the whole incident... I'm mortified and don't know if I'll ever be able to set foot inside that pub again. Jesus H. Mary & Joseph... what was going on in my life and mind that made me think I could sing???? PUBLICLY????!!! I mean, around the campfire when everyone is hammered and there are no video recorders capturing the gong show is one thing.... but what was I THINKING??? I had no idea I sang so .... nasally. God as my witness, I will never sing publicly again. Sorry world!!!
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