Sticky Beak
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The Skinny
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...life in small Northern towns, working for assholes, boys who refuse to become men, synthetic personalities, anorexic models and their link to emotional scarring, bad marijuana trips, crazies on BC Transit, beer, piece of shit cars, living out of a suitcase paycheck to paycheck, unrequited love, Seinfeld, minimum-wage jobs, broken New Year�s resolutions, and over-limit Visa accounts.
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For anything that needs a Spiritual Lift... Hooray! Tomorrow's "Hump Day"! The first time I ever heard my Dad use that phrase, I remember saying "Naaasssty, Dad! I don't need to know what day you guys do it!" Ahhhh... I never have been accused of being overly-intelligent. It all relates back to that whole 'inbreeding' thing (My Daddy says I'm the best french kisser in the whole county!)... I realize that it's a bit early in my return to employment to be counting days til the weekend, but I can't help it. Right now, every day down brings me another closer to Damo's arrival on Canuck soil. Tomorrow brings us to day 77... Hallelujah! Like a little kid counting down to Christmas. I should make myself an advent calendar for Damian's arrival... is that sacriligious? Speaking of sacrilege, today I finally delivered the gift that I bought at Universal Studios for my friend Kathy. Purchased at the same time as my Bobble-Head Jesus, I had to get this equally - if not more - hilarious 'Dashboard Jesus' for Kathy; she's the only person I know with an equally cynical view of Christianity and a particularly jaded perception of Catholicism (she is one...). SO! I knew that Kathy would appreciate the hilarity of the Dashboard Jesus. Voila. The pictures pretty much speak for themselves, I think. I particularly like the suggestion to place jesus on your bicycle helmet... too bloody funny. |